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  <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Sherlock Holmes:  LITERALLY zzzzz.  During the big &amp;quot;parlor scene&amp;quot; where everything&amp;#39;s explained, i realized I missed about half the murders &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/7117330802&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Headphones unplugged while watching THICK OF IT.  Co-workers are wondering why I was cussing someone out in a heavy Scottish accent. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/7131660832&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If I ran a company, instead of VP and management titles, it would be feudal titles only. I am  currently Baron of Information Technologies. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/7136932012&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;hooooly crap this 405 widening project is gonna fuck traffic for a long fucking time &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/6NrO73&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/6NrO73&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/7147468421&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Adrian Peterson: SECURE THAT SHIT &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/7148696567&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m watching REAL WORLD DC against my better judgment&amp;#8230; they are having heated arguments about religion at THE BUCA DI BEPPO.  THAT&amp;#39;S REAL. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/7224910185&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2010/01/03/weekly-twitticism-43/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2010/01/03/weekly-twitticism-43/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:15:04 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/7MvN3g&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/7MvN3g&lt;/a&gt; they put my childhood in a bodybag &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6945038345&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Amazing gingerbread house based on the cave from Where the Wild Things Are &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/5A2pqs&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/5A2pqs&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6945687691&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#39;s official.  AVATAR is the highest grossing paraplegic/quadriplegic movie OF ALL TIME.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/8OU6St&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/8OU6St&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6976187143&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Did you know ANGELS AND DEMONS involves the pope parachuting from the sky riding out the concussion wave of an anti-matter bomb?  REALLY. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/7020667827&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;JADE is on tv.  It is twice as awful as I remember. You know your sex thriller is doomed when it has Chazz Palminteri taking his shirt off. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/7056360513&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Some lady just walked up to us and offered to buy Dan&amp;#39;s cross colors jacket. That just happened!!! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/7104780333&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/12/27/weekly-twitticism-42/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/12/27/weekly-twitticism-42/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:15:42 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Neat photos of WWII era LA by Ansel Adams from the LAPL.  I just got some coffee from that Ralph&amp;#39;s (now a Peet&amp;#39;s)  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/5dGspT&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/5dGspT&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6669183131&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;They just handed me one of these for no real reason.  I can only assume they want me to bring in a terabyte of porn. &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/8orkqE&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/8orkqE&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6678900106&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;ve been at work about 3 hours now. That means my sweater&amp;#39;s been on inside-out for about 3 hours. Yes, I&amp;#39;m a real grown up and everything. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6739424171&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;X-Box Red ringed again.  Microsoft, your quality control is amazing. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6754902201&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The Morgan Fucking Freeman Chain of Command &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/7GqBuR&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/7GqBuR&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6773598874&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I wonder how many &amp;quot;James Cameron almost died&amp;quot; stories there are besides this one:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/7ydno4&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/7ydno4&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6774267449&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I just blue myself.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/8Hpnoz&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/8Hpnoz&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6813814452&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Spoon is Metacritic&amp;#39;s Artist of the Decade:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/5IDDHc&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/5IDDHc&lt;/a&gt; Sleater-Kinney has the highest average, 86.3.  MUSICAL SCIENCE! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6837684688&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/12/20/weekly-twitticism-41/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/12/20/weekly-twitticism-41/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 04:19:11 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;This meeting is actually scheduled for 8am to 5pm.  If it actually lasts that long I&amp;#39;m going to slit my wrists &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6470412792&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sorcerer&amp;#39;s Apprentice looks like another Nicolas Cage CLASSIC:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/6yH9N4&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/6yH9N4&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6512004156&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;From certain unflattering angles, Anna Kendrick looks like SNLs Seth Meyers. That bothers me greatly. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6593716643&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Probably not the first person to say this, but UP IN THE AIR plays great as a recession era JERRY MAGUIRE &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6593900390&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;One sentence review of INVICTUS:  &amp;quot;We thought we were teaching Nelson Mandela, but really, Nelson Mandela was teaching US.&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6651300998&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/12/13/weekly-twitticism-40/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/12/13/weekly-twitticism-40/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 04:15:01 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;The best (or at least the most METAL) food truck name so far&amp;#8230; GRILL EM ALL &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/5VFn9w&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/5VFn9w&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6212243722&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Viet joint opening in Beverly Hills called&amp;#8230; 9021PHO.  I wonder how Absolutely Phobulous and Pho Show feel about this. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6215204120&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Managed to oversleep by an hour.  My new alarm clock is completely useless against my hibernation skills. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6242812075&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My software trainer has a giant moustache and some soul glo going on. It&amp;#39;s like learning from AC Green. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6247872770&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Taiwan has cracked the case of Tiger Woods with sophisticated computer simulations &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/4Lzg5G&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/4Lzg5G&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6251478309&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;THE LEGION OF EXTRAORDINARY DANCERS looks like Heroes with dancing instead of superpowers.  Baffling.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://thelxd.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://thelxd.com/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6279115054&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;After this story &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/70stoQ&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/70stoQ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 the BRICKGUN.COM site seems slammed.  I WANT MY LEGO H&amp;amp;K MP5!!! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6343819882&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/12/06/weekly-twitticism-39/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/12/06/weekly-twitticism-39/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 04:18:57 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Lady Gaga told her costume designer &amp;quot;make it Giger Xenomorph, but make it fashion&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5969272310&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Been asked to switch offices so I can sit with my group instead of my semiprivate cube. My uberprofessional response: &amp;quot;YOU CAN&amp;#39;T MAKE ME!&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5983955252&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Old lady at the next table just polished off about ten hot dogs and a bottle of champagne. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5996647202&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i want this Tenenbaums poster but it would probably just go on the pile of unframed posters &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/6MPAXR&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/6MPAXR&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6014853241&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;ANGERRRRRRRRR &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/5mYXKa&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/5mYXKa&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6063001105&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;From the guy that brought you Abe Lincoln as a cage fighter, here comes THE NICOLAS CAGE ADVENTURE SET &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/72ox5O&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/72ox5O&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6065102716&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I too am watching THE CARTER.  Actual screencap:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/5S64w2&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/5S64w2&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/6090994547&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/11/29/weekly-twitticism-38/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/11/29/weekly-twitticism-38/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:23:14 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Definitely need to avoid the section of Westwood invaded by Twilight fans today, even if it means no cookies:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1THsG3&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/1THsG3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5770640257&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i dig Sarah Utter&amp;#39;s letterpress print tribute to one of my favorite songs from The Jam &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1T01vm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/1T01vm&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5806853549&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Only slept about 4 hours last night, so I&amp;#39;m gonna be complete horde bait during the Zombie Apocalypse &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5816213814&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;ah fuck, I forgot there was a fire drill.  Can I pretend-burn-to-death instead? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5895789649&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/11/22/weekly-twitticism-37/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/11/22/weekly-twitticism-37/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:15:32 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Sean McNallys amazing d&amp;amp;d resume template &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/tydjq&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/tydjq&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5568194921&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Guy wants to redesign the 3 of the uglier NFL helmets, then promptly designs even uglier ones &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/4jtqr7&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/4jtqr7&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5596639103&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Got some Tshirt loot in the mail from muledesign!  &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/p1dhe&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/p1dhe&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5600727623&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Just opened my copy of Modern Warfare 2.  Its manual sets a new low for gaming.  I think it was done in WordPad. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5601919345&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Veteran&amp;#39;s Day.  Going to sleep and not even setting the alarm.  Maybe I&amp;#39;ll see everyone around 2 or 3pm. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5615014455&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;#8230; or  I could watch SAY ANYTHING &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5615085793&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It seems like every time I home, it&amp;#39;s the episode of TYRA where she dresses in a fat suit.  Does she do this every episode?!??! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5633315849&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Minor quibbles aside, the AV Club&amp;#39;s BEST TV SERIES OF THE DECADE is about as accurate as I&amp;#39;ve seen:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3gXMX5&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/3gXMX5&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5659705038&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Forget slankets and snuggies, this is the home loungewear of THE FUTURE &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/27FOlO&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/27FOlO&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5662310647&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Stormwatch!  Sorta. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5667517264&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The rehearsal montage for Rob Marshall&amp;#39;s NINE is better than their actual trailer.  Looks gorgeous. &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/crTcv&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/crTcv&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5671254807&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:18:43 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Probably the one thing A-Rod and I have in common:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1MvojY&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/1MvojY&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5368067607&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;South African dude is confused about Johnny Damon&amp;#39;s double steal &amp;quot;why didn&amp;#39;t they just throw the ball at him like in dodgeball?&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5371800071&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;REAL TALK!  Aziz Ansari and Paul Scheer hosting their TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET show at UCB.  You know you wanna.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15DQYU&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/15DQYU&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5377149825&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Intrigued by HARRY BROWN, aka Michael Caine cleans up The Streets &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3OwlUy&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/3OwlUy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 GET OFFA MY LAWN &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5378011375&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Mac n grilled cheese + BBQ pork for the sweet finish.  It is like a brick of Deliciosity &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/o64kf&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/o64kf&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5402644302&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I know the original was no great shakes, but the V remake is hilariously awful. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5414940473&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No seriously, the aliens offered Universal Healthcare and we were like TAKE US OVER PLZ &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5414975497&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Someone left a Chick tract in the bathroom.  That&amp;#39;s like an act of war! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5430239636&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Christ, Godzilla is just beasting all over Philly tonight &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5440864231&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The single greatest episode of Cheaters:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3tvLGQ&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/3tvLGQ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 maaaaaaaaaaaaybe it was a little staged. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5459030457&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Coach Mike Leach&amp;#39;s cameo on Friday Night Lights was a HOOT  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3M3Ugi&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/3M3Ugi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 best profile on Cap&amp;#39;n Leach here:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/2YyNG8&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/2YyNG8&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5468540222&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Just finished 12 hour shift after working til 3am last night.  Time to collapse in on myself. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5496430569&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;On stage at UCB. Literally. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5525945328&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Can&amp;#39;t sleep because there was a car accident just outside the building&amp;#8230; horn&amp;#39;s stuck which means ETERNAL CAR HORN tonight &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5529760238&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:15:26 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;I wouldn&amp;#39;t hang it in my house but Methane Studio&amp;#39;s HALLOWEEN poster is incredible. Their BEETLEJUICE ain&amp;#39;t bad either: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/4AWVpX&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/4AWVpX&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5204520479&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I feel like this wind is going to pick me up and send me to Oz &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5216765331&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Apparently for Halloween I have transformed into Sneezy Dwarf.  Ah-Choooooooooooooooo (repeat ad nauseam) Maybe I&amp;#39;m just allergic to work? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5292831489&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Whoa credit card fraud! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5350516409&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:26:39 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;man, CURB brought the fucking ruckus tonight. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4985672637&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Killing time before Decemberists by watching dodger game on campus. One of the worst home base umps I have ever seen. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5007519899&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Decemberists are blasting Pink Floyd as the warmup music. Run like hell! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5008400795&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Acoustics at Royce Hall are so good. Decemberists sound better than i&amp;#39;ve heard them before. Also, DODGERS ARGHHHHH &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5011067621&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Do I want a magic mouse? I sorta want a magic mouse. &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1mlrzb&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/1mlrzb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5022933448&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Leon, Larry and The Ruckus &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/32Da4w&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/32Da4w&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5023892210&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i may be coming down with something&amp;#8230; this better not be swine flu! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5082216327&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The A-Team remake looks like 4 famous guys in A-Team Halloween costumes &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/4A438I&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/4A438I&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/5103693527&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:18:46 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Whatever muscle it is that&amp;#39;s between your shoulder blades, I&amp;#39;ve managed to strain it.  On the plus side, it forces me to have good posture. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4838282360&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lunchtime drenching.  It stopped raining RIGHT as I walked in the building. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4842890004&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Happy birthday, Coach Wooden.  The big 99!  &amp;quot;Make every day your masterpiece.&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4869401433&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This is exactly what I expected a murderer in Portland would look like:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/nfWot&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/nfWot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 (insert your own Jamie Rich joke, plz) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4871067834&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My eyes are super irritated today.  So I&amp;#39;m either constantly winking at people or staring them down with red stoner eyes &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4893111334&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Whenever I see a combination pizzahut/tacobell, I always expect something like this on the menu:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/SNm92&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/SNm92&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4893652871&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1) That balloon just makes me think of Jiffy Pop.  2) Kid&amp;#39;s named FALCON? 3) WIFESWAP? 4) Video?!? &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3h8aZe&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/3h8aZe&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4896632552&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;the boy who cried falcon &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4900150109&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;a-Ha has broken up.  Antony Johnston weeps, everyone else says &amp;quot;Wait, they were still together?&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/dHfFS&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/dHfFS&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4920851596&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;During PARANORMAL ACTIVITY girl ran out screaming, fell down the aisle and crashed into a locked exit door &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4952678890&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;INSANE hobofight outside 7-11! One guy has a chair the other dual weilding PVC pipes!  I hummed the star trek combat music &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4971736361&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:29:22 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Clubhouse Bowie &lt;a href=&quot;http://postercabaret.com/buildingwiththebowiesbyscottc.aspx&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://postercabaret.com/buildingwiththebowiesbyscottc.aspx&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4639445039&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;oh man, DOMO-SLURPEE &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1qCN0f&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/1qCN0f&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4665109898&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;no lie; by this criteria, I had the best hair in my entire high school &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/goodhair/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/goodhair/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4691279798&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You know who&amp;#39;d be a great fit for the VENOM spin-off movie?  The writer/director of PLEASANTVILLE and SEABISCUIT.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/SSXpP&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/SSXpP&lt;/a&gt; er.. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4711859728&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Man, what is with all the stabbing at UCLA lately?   &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/VQUmd&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/VQUmd&lt;/a&gt; and  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/14IXZY&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/14IXZY&lt;/a&gt; Time to start packing a stungun &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4715813362&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Need to pick up STRANGE TALES #&lt;a href=&quot;http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%232&quot; class=&quot;aktt_hashtag&quot;&gt;2&lt;/a&gt; for Jhonen Vasquez&amp;#39;s MODOK &amp;#39;N&amp;#39; ME story: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1ojrCA&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/1ojrCA&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4719393893&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;DODGERS WIN!  I have a feeling LaRussa is gonna get blackout drunk and pass out in his car again &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4722916369&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When 7-11 promotions collide!  Luuuuuchadomokun &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/l0c3r&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/l0c3r&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4767527843&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dodgers sweep Cards! thanks ESPN experts for all your support:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://i34.tinypic.com/j7akgp.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://i34.tinypic.com/j7akgp.jpg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4776752991&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/10/11/weekly-twitticism-31/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/10/11/weekly-twitticism-31/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:15:47 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Next cube over is telling &amp;quot;You Might be A Redneck&amp;quot; jokes.  Really.  In *2009* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4452819340&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wow, I can own those wacky Andrew Bird speakers for my very own home!  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/2j3bjf&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/2j3bjf&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4474535368&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hmm, i hate Mel Gibson, like Jodie Foster and think Beavers are funny, but I&amp;#39;m not sure where I stand here &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/o0Udo&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/o0Udo&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4475660293&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;After all these years, a cookie at Diddy Riese still tastes like freshman year. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4485747543&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Tyra Banks #&lt;a href=&quot;http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%236&quot; class=&quot;aktt_hashtag&quot;&gt;6&lt;/a&gt; most dangerous food to eat while driving?  BBQ RIBS.  Is this really a problem that people have? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4491396661&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Bon Iver.  Skinny Love.  Hollywood Cemetery.  Sunrise.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/4oqjO2&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/4oqjO2&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4500624847&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cheesesteak. Wiz. Wit.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/jqz4b&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/jqz4b&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4505889716&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Now that I think about it, BIG, 17 AGAIN and 13 GOING ON 30 are in a different genre than FREAKY FRIDAY, VICE VERSA and LIKE FATHER,LIKE SON &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4537683864&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dear government, leave my rice noodles alone &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/4phFg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/4phFg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4558704634&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Up way too early on a Sunday morning.  My reward?  8AM EPISODE OF TOOL ACADEMY &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4604194381&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i think i like Jesse Eisenberg&amp;#39;s work more than Michael Cera&amp;#39;s&amp;#8230; that sorta makes me the guy that prefers Hydrox to Oreos. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4613069665&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;between dim sum at King Hua and a bunch of takeout from Banh Mi Che Cali I feel like I&amp;#39;ve eaten a billion little Asian people today &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4619328627&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/10/04/weekly-twitticism-30/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/10/04/weekly-twitticism-30/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:19:29 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;BAMBAMFUNKHOUSER &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4141545196&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;so so true &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.morenewmath.com/210/snoring/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.morenewmath.com/210/snoring/&lt;/a&gt; also factor in that my sleeping is more important than yours &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4159561446&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Oh good, someone managed to capture my favorite moment of last week&amp;#39;s MAD MEN &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3fQahM&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/3fQahM&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4297499343&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i love these kids but i&amp;#39;m not sure i can watch SOME DAYS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS, which looks SO FUCKING INDIE &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/sR4Bg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/sR4Bg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4328437634&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;RT @PoketoTweet: &lt;a href=&quot;http://poketo.com/shop/spacetime&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://poketo.com/shop/spacetime&lt;/a&gt; &amp;#8211; Poketo&amp;#39;s collection is like totally traveling through the 4th and 5th dimensions &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4346343704&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The comic cutscenes for METAL GEAR PEACE WALKER by Shinkawa and Ashley Wood are superslick &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/32qwoR&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/32qwoR&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/jkwMP&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/jkwMP&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4346641982&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I keep seeing ads for Annette Benning&amp;#39;s MEDEA and thinking she&amp;#39;s doing a Tyler Perry adaptation &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3cldgc&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/3cldgc&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4355801960&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;watching Ken Leong on COMMUNITY is like &amp;#8230; well it&amp;#39;s sort of like looking in a mirror.  EL TIGRE CHINO, EL COBRA GORDO, it&amp;#39;s very similar &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4363098761&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If anyone wants a Brizzly invite, send me a DM.  It&amp;#39;s a web client for Twitter that&amp;#39;s miles better, with builtin link handling/images/etc &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4372912514&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Early dinner. Tasted like it looked. Past tense because I demolished it &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/j54gr&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/j54gr&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4383165828&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;By Surtur&amp;#39;s balls, this apartment is not unlike the flames of Muspelheim &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4384303311&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;this is nuttiest episode of TOOL ACADEMY yet.  They&amp;#39;re gonna build the next Academy out of papier mache to save on breakage &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4425424430&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/09/27/weekly-twitticism-29/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/09/27/weekly-twitticism-29/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:16:50 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;My secret coke stash &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/hqj3g&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/hqj3g&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3986549036&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Not enough love for this &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/16K6AP&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/16K6AP&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3994950217&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;wow Decemberists playing at Royce, in animated fashion &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/P62Bx&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/P62Bx&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4017585896&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Goddamnit, I totally blanked on the Decemberist pre-sale this morning.  ARGHHHHHHHHH &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4038658772&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dinner was an entire broiled catfish. Gross looking, incredible tasting &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/i0pwi&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/i0pwi&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4047721113&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Overheard:  &amp;quot;Well, she got it off center so it&amp;#39;s TECHNICALLY not a tramp stamp.  It&amp;#39;s just semi-slutty&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4062664246&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Kinda feels like fall TV season is finally starting tonight.  first up?  SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA.  No, I am not wearing a green man suit. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4069015187&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;STEP UP 2 THE STREETS is hilarity &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4070862675&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I can&amp;#39;t tell if this supernerd&amp;#39;s Star Wars apartment is sad or awesome.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/PU9nO&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/PU9nO&lt;/a&gt;  &amp;#8230; it&amp;#39;s fairly&amp;#8230; tasteful? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4082840733&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Thanks Ticketmaster for making every experience a mildly traumatic one &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4083049880&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;RIP Roc Raida.  Here he is reppin&amp;#39; X-Men at the 99 DMCs &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/421xw&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/421xw&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4108583643&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Jennifer&amp;#39;s Body seemed to lag in the middle, but that may have been my drunken stupor.  The rest was good but it felt like a missed opp &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4115682068&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That &amp;quot;Year in Reality&amp;quot; montage was like the encapsulated decline of western civilization.  and I *like* reality tv &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/4139443285&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:16:20 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;GAMER?  Laaaaaaame&amp;#8230;r &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3830696970&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wowsers the iPhone Flickr app is slicker than grease. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3842409302&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m not sure I agree with Obama when he says I can&amp;#39;t be a reality TV star. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3843032662&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This is like the Bat-Cycle if it were made of beer kegs &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1LjZJ1&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/1LjZJ1&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3844891785&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Eric Tan&amp;#39;s dope LOST poster reminds me a lot of Darwyn Cooke&amp;#39;s stuff &lt;a href=&quot;http://icangetyoupeanutbutter.com/dcpb/IV/poster1.gif&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://icangetyoupeanutbutter.com/dcpb/IV/poster1.gif&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3845648644&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Just turned on Melrose Place in the middle of a scene.  It&amp;#39;s shot and scored like a douche commercial.  Now it looks like a Miller Lite ad. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3857027140&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ordered this lovely letterpressed print &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/ZbzpV&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/ZbzpV&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 Happy Birthday to ME! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3868153582&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Walked by the Whiteout premiere during my lunch break&amp;#8230; they really need more snow &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3872118200&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If it&amp;#39;s yr birthday you can leave work early. I just made that rule up. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3875436449&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I smell overwhelmingly of pork.  So much so that a pack of dogs tried to hop a fence to take a bite out of me. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3879711344&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;RT @lauraveirs: heart-breaking healthcare video from REM and MoveOn: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/28RWrg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/28RWrg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3879872061&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I thought my apartment building was getting bombed, but it turns out it was just the fireworks from the SaMo Pier anniversary &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3880465979&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Plowed through every song in Beatles:RockBand in one session.  I&amp;#39;m gonna have creepy LSD Beatles dreams now. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3883573439&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;TAKERS looks like a 4-5 margarita film.  Darth Vader, Paul Walker and Stringer Bell in the same movie!  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/gWrmU&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/gWrmU&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3915765109&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;BLAKROC = Black Keys+MosDef+Raekwon+RZA+Q-Tip+JimJones +++ ODB?!??!  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/Y9DA3&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/Y9DA3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
/news/black-keys-reveal-blakroc-hip-hop-project &amp;#8230; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3925778475&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;BIG FAN was sad and close to home, but it did not prevent me from watching a shit ton of sports this weekend. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3960470016&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I think Adrian Peterson just bitchslapped all 11 Brown defenders on one play. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3960533940&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I haven&amp;#39;t heard Gus Johnson go this nuts since UCLA/Gonzaga.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/2pqHty&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/2pqHty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  Who am I kidding, he screams like this every week. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3962001298&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Theta pi or die!  Well, if these fuckers dan and nick ever show up &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3963636989&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Of the 2nd generation stars in Sorority Row, Briana Evigan inherited much better genes than Rumer Willis &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3968242921&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;VH1:  Yup, that&amp;#39;s an academy full of tools, alright. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3661085894&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you never saw GIRLS ROCK, the great doc about the rocknroll camp for girls in portland, you can stream it here &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/lsnNO&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/lsnNO&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3671097236&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;OBJECTION!  The Phoenix Wright musical is seriously freaking me out &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3Ha3oa&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/3Ha3oa&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3671355975&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The fires from Dodger Stadium &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/116tmY&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/116tmY&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3675111887&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;hey i have an idea; let&amp;#39;s make flying on plane even more awful.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1a7ur0&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/1a7ur0&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3695381344&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Filed Under Didn&amp;#39;t Believe It Til I Saw It: got my September paycheck without a paycut or mandatory furlough. Suck it, State Budget. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3722447201&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;SI has an amazing shot of Oregon RB Blount suckerpunching Boise State&amp;#39;s Hout.  Hout looks quite pleased with himself.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/19IGLl&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/19IGLl&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3769066999&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Not even kickoff and I&amp;#39;ve already got salsa on my shirt. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3784306385&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;EXTRACT was uneven but hilarious when it was on.  Affleck had me in hysterics more than once. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3794569100&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;IKEA HEIGHTS, the best and only online drama filmed secretly in the Burbank Ikea.  I &amp;lt;3 the randoms shoppers  &lt;a href=&quot;http://vimeo.com/4921692&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://vimeo.com/4921692&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3795662667&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Brisket hash and maple bacon biscuit at Huckleberry  &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/gq7p1&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/gq7p1&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3801075940&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I know Beatles fans are easily parted from their cash, but $90 for a box to hold your CDs is a bit much. &lt;a href=&quot;http://store.boxofvision.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://store.boxofvision.com/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3807312246&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/09/06/weekly-twitticism-26/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/09/06/weekly-twitticism-26/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:19:47 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;soda leak in my bag&amp;#8230; and then my pants.  Well, that&amp;#39;s one way to start off the week. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3515104216&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dental appt rescheduled for next week.  My day just got a little less scary.  Next Monday will now be extra awful. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3537658245&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;fyi PAPER HEART was cute but aimless.  I look forward to the sequel where Yi dates Jesse Eisenberg instead &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3538961974&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m like this at IKEA too.  Maybe I&amp;#39;m genetically predisposed &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/2UbE4C&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/2UbE4C&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3542717791&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I figured they would ruin The Blind Side, but crikey &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/gcGnp&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/gcGnp&lt;/a&gt;  The trailer is cut like Radio Pt 2 &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3543280520&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;fuuuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuuuuuuuuck there goes a waste of day &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3546132243&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Terrific print for LOST fanatics by @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ollymoss&quot; class=&quot;aktt_username&quot;&gt;ollymoss&lt;/a&gt;  JohnLockeHitchCock! &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/htzX6&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/htzX6&lt;/a&gt; (i am sucker for anything remotely Saul Bassy) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3558365273&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;been awake since 530am.  zzzzzzzzzzzzombie &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3559321858&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This is wifebeater and boxers weather, is all i&amp;#39;m sayin &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3567207379&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;korean fried chicken, snow leopard and i didn&amp;#39;t burst into flames.  highly productive lunch break. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3609465110&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It had to happen sooner or later&amp;#8230; The Snuggie Sutra:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://thesnuggiesutra.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://thesnuggiesutra.com/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3609553592&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;weep for the children, READING RAINBOW goes off the air today &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/11TptW&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/11TptW&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3610900694&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i can&amp;#39;t tell if this is the Itis or heatstroke, but I definitely want to nap &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3611956679&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This library is more like a mall &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/frfnu&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/frfnu&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3633407316&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;maybe i&amp;#39;m just tired, but does this really say that Andrew WK is recording an entire album of GUNDAM SONGS?!?!? &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/en36Z&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/en36Z&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3643119478&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:18:12 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Hunh&amp;#8230; me and Pete Campbell have the same celebration dance. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3356798801&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;DISTRICT 9 was amazing. Like the most violent episode of THE OFFICE ever. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3376740908&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;DISTRICT 9 is a little better if you imagine the star is actually Murray from Flight of the Conchords &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3377309360&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What&amp;#39;s MODERN FAMILY and why are they filming outside my apartment?  I&amp;#39;m gonna go snag a donut off their breakfast table. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3407316821&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ugh, I always forget how heavily taxed bonuses are.  KEEP THAT SHIT SAFE, USA.  I AM COMING BACK FOR IT AT TAX TIME. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3409642830&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Been coveting the old school print styles of Aardvark Letterpress all morning.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aardvarkletterpress.com/index.htm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.aardvarkletterpress.com/index.htm&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3410575847&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Zemeckis remaking YELLOW SUBMARINE sounds like a terrible idea.  I am not ready for creepy mo-cap Beatles &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3420484915&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cameron&amp;#39;s AVATAR trailer is finally up!  It sorta looks like Aliens vs Smurfs.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avatar/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avatar/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3429342416&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;FOR REFERENCE:  Pete Campbell&amp;#39;s victory dance in animated gif form &lt;a href=&quot;http://i26.tinypic.com/2m6saz4.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://i26.tinypic.com/2m6saz4.jpg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3430793360&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Apparently the secret pizookie recipe is just baking a shit ton of pre-made dough and dumping ice cream on it &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/aZRl6&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/aZRl6&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3433334789&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How is this theme restaurant legal?  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.reaglebeaglechicago.com&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.reaglebeaglechicago.com&lt;/a&gt;  Is there an accompanying Jack&amp;#39;s Bistro? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3433681704&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Aw yeah, new Doug Pray doc about advertising, ART AND COPY &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/artcopy/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/artcopy/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3437579951&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Obsessed with Persian rice. This time shirin polo with orange peels and pistachos. And some meat.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/ensfm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/ensfm&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3440055966&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Bon Iver is playing Hollywood Cemetary &amp;#8230; at DAWN.  I&amp;#39;ve never heard of a 6AM concert before&amp;#8230; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3455664532&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;First I see this link on the internet &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/cHyiX&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/cHyiX&lt;/a&gt; and then &amp;quot;Vampire Ed&amp;quot; starts following me on twitter&amp;#8230; SPOOOOKY &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3463881099&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Basterds: incredibly shallow but oh so Glourious &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3468863917&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;oh the humidity&amp;#8230; oh the humanity &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3485432797&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Breakfast at anisette, now in theatre for BANDSLAM. There are only 2 other people in here. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3497344235&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hey that BANDSLAM was pretty good. And Jason Street was in it!  #&lt;a href=&quot;http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23texasforever&quot; class=&quot;aktt_hashtag&quot;&gt;texasforever&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3499489349&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 04:17:48 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;Yup.  That headline says &amp;quot;Olivia Newton-John&amp;#39;s &amp;#39;dead&amp;#39; ex-lover sends letter from Mexico saying he is alive&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/RkzHL&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/RkzHL&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3241456557&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;NO, NOT EL SUPER TACOOOOO &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/7G6kd&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/7G6kd&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3251672730&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i usually roll my eyes at PETA&amp;#39;s attentiongrabs, but their Unhappy Meals are rad.  I love stabby Ronald!  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/pLULh&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/pLULh&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3253274733&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;haha i addressed that email to the wrong person.  RECALL RECALL DON&amp;#39;T FIRE ME RECALL RECALL &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3269097812&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;the Amateur Gourmet&amp;#39;s dinner at El Bulli told fumetti style &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/WOEzT&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/WOEzT&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3272454099&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Apparently there&amp;#39;s a police standoff a block from my office.  I guess I&amp;#39;ll be going the other way for lunch &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1whd1X&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/1whd1X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3291464652&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Obama, listen to this guy &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/granitepics/3812645821/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.flickr.com/photos/granitepics/3812645821/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3291869642&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Watching live feed of the standoff &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/dFTCG&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/dFTCG&lt;/a&gt; right now a robot and a tank are shooting lasers into a VW bug &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3295510528&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Good news: got my laptop back from apple. Bad news: they threw away my gelaskin. No reimbursement. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3299025717&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That&amp;#39;s a strange way of selling coffee, Jimmy McNulty &lt;a href=&quot;http://cartenoire.co.uk/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://cartenoire.co.uk/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3311380029&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Magic Johnson turned 50 today.  His greatest work?  Either his baby hook in Boston Garden or maybe MJ&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;Remember the Time&amp;quot; video &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3312625901&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;co-worker incompetence episode #&lt;a href=&quot;http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23403125&quot; class=&quot;aktt_hashtag&quot;&gt;403125&lt;/a&gt;.  Sure, I&amp;#39;m happy to bail your dumb ass out on a Saturday, minutes before your project goes live. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3333496705&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lush discontinued Sonic Death Monkey. My showers will not be the same. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3347308904&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I seem to have completely understimated the popularity of district 9.  Couldn&amp;#39;t get tickets for all of us and the only seats ere in 1st row &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3352206645&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;margarita movie was a total bust this week.  At least I got to see Ponyo earlier. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3353031194&quot; class=&quot;aktt_tweet_time&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/08/16/weekly-twitticism-23/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/08/16/weekly-twitticism-23/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:58:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>This guys hat is like a chip n dip</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:28:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Weekly Twitticism</title>
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&lt;li&gt;Funny People was pointless and meandering and yet&amp;#8230; I really liked it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3098614134&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I don&amp;#39;t think THE ITIS can even begin to describe how i feel after all those margaritas and a plateful of BBQ.  I&amp;#39;m closer to hibernation. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3098866055&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Great recording of the Decemberists doing Heart&amp;#39;s CRAZY ON YOU.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/6kfH7&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/6kfH7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 Shara Worden is hilarioussss &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3106234072&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#39;s pretty ballsy of Jack In The Box to call those things tacos. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3120681411&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Left 4 Dead: Crash Course announced &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/dr1Cz&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/dr1Cz&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3127968866&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This weird murder median is right by my house.  It&amp;#39;s a mini-park that&amp;#39;s completely fenced off on all sides.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/V7kr7&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/V7kr7&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3128129967&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A cupcake for every nerd  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/kiqYM&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/kiqYM&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3129440594&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;URGENT &amp;#8212; North Korea has released two U.S. journalists after Kim Jong-il issued a &amp;quot;special pardon.&amp;quot; via @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/BreakingNews&quot;&gt;BreakingNews&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3129868505&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Waiting around so I can throw my defective MacBook pro at one of these geniuses &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3157618373&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Gotta send the poor laptop in.  Could be worse, the lady next to me has a water damaged iPhone and is in tears. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3158341972&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;ve decided I never want to have dinner with Zooey Deschanel.  Sorry, Z. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3160646072&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i think i&amp;#39;ve seen Some Kind of Wonderful almost 100 times but Ferris is probably still my #&lt;a href=&quot;http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%231&quot;&gt;1&lt;/a&gt; John Hughes film &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3170953795&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;watching THE WATCHMEN director&amp;#39;s cut. It feels longer and I haven&amp;#39;t even hit any of the new material yet. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3173366499&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;fuck this i&amp;#39;m watching GHOSTBUSTERS &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3173585977&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;RT @sethmeyers21: Great Hughes tribute from a one time teenage pen pal of his &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/6C9Ao&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/6C9Ao&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3179241001&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Trailer for THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/j3ZgE&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/j3ZgE&lt;/a&gt; starring Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell as Heath Ledger &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3183237251&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I didn&amp;#39;t realize this, but THE IRON GIANT is now 10 years old &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/2u63u&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/2u63u&lt;/a&gt; sniff &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3184807906&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sunny in Philadelphia &amp;#8211; Kitten Mittens &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/vDm8r&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/vDm8r&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3196348514&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I can&amp;#39;t feel my face. Yooooooo Joe! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3199283240&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;shockingly, gi joe is better than wolverine and transformers in the battle of incredibly crap summer franchise films &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3201950361&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:18:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Weekly Twitticism</title>
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&lt;li&gt;Locked myself out of the apartment.  Briefly considered breaking in. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2882120518&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sitting on the stoop. You can mock me on AIM if yr bored. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2882184148&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Could be worse. At least I have wifi. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2882405572&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Apparently non-fat muffins work by being so inedible you&amp;#39;ll take a bite and toss it in the trash. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2911862206&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Aziz Ansari&amp;#39;s RAAAAAANDY will probably upstage everything else in Funny People: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.laughyourdickoff.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.laughyourdickoff.com/&lt;/a&gt; videos are mustwatch &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2914236326&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;UCLA finally cancels the Undie Run.  They probably heard I was participating in the next one.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1sudy9&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/1sudy9&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2917484090&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/c2yul&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/c2yul&lt;/a&gt; saffron and cherry rice w lamb Shanx &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2920663541&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dodgers are KILLING me.  ARGHHHHHHH. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2923616580&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;About to cut my own hair for the first time&amp;#8230; how bad could it be? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2924802750&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Maybe eating an entire raw onion wasn&amp;#39;t the best idea. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2933916685&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;7 yr old steals car, has a low-speed chase. &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/9xm5D&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/9xm5D&lt;/a&gt; Best part is when he jumps out of the car. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2936047634&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I wonder if I can get this shirt shipped to me before the premier of the GI Joe movie: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/JDPBL&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/JDPBL&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2938595182&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Remember how I locked myself out of the house the other day?  Turns out I had a spare key in my messenger bag all along.  DURRRR. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/2945563801&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Weekend starts now!  LATER, SUCKERS &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3060460517&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Kyochon breakfast &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3074616702&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Freaky lineup at the wiltern for &amp;#8230; Vamps?  Guessing there&amp;#39;s a lot of twilight crossover &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3074686341&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This is what 199 lumpia shanghai looks like: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/cflco&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://twitpic.com/cflco&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3076674786&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Gah only came in 2nd place in the Tug of War tournament.  I have shamed my people. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3078766466&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This is way too early &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hanqduong/statuses/3088070745&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:56:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>July &amp;#8216;09 Mix</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;1) &lt;strong&gt;Heavy Cross&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;Music For Men&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; Gossip&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;It doesn&amp;#8217;t seem to matter how polished the Gossip get, Beth Ditto always sings like she&amp;#8217;s scrambling for a fight.  I like their blues inflected records more than their disco ones, but Ditto&amp;#8217;s really one of the great singers of this generation and demands listening in every genre.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2) &lt;strong&gt;(I Don&amp;#8217;t Want to Go to) Chelsea&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;This Year&amp;#8217;s Model&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; Elvis Costello&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I spent a lot of flashback time with &lt;em&gt;This Year&amp;#8217;s Model&lt;/em&gt; this month, my personal favorite Costello record.  There&amp;#8217;s tremendous tension in every line, and Costello was at his most contemptuous.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3) &lt;strong&gt;Dig Me Out&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;Dig Me Out&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; Sleater-Kinney&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;A little more time travel, but not quite as far back.  Reminiscing about Janet Weiss&amp;#8217;s remarkable drum career led back to the first drum thwack of Dig Me Out, the very first Sleater-Kinney track Weiss played on and the one that really put the band on another level. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4) &lt;strong&gt;I Hate People &lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;Break It Up&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; Jemina Pearl (Feat Iggy Pop)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Oh I hate people, but I like you&amp;#8221;  Few songs speak to me better than misanthropic love ballads.  The fact that Jemina Pearl sings this with Iggy Pop is more than a little creepy though. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5) &lt;strong&gt;Honey In The Sun&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;My Mediocre Career&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; Camera Obscura&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Only slightly more twee than Belle and Sebastian,&amp;#8221; he says.  That&amp;#8217;s pretty motherfuckin&amp;#8217; twee, bro.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6) &lt;strong&gt;Rocking Horse&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;Horehound&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; Dead Weather&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t think it&amp;#8217;s a surprise when Jack White has side projects, that their best songs are the ones that sound closest to White Stripes numbers.  Stick to what you know, Jack!  I&amp;#8217;m not interested in your versatility.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;7) &lt;strong&gt;1, 2 ,3, Partyy!&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;The Sound The Speed The Light&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; Mission Of Burma&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mission of Burma&amp;#8217;s having a pretty good comeback career, post-punking it up with the best of &amp;#8216;em.  Favorite lyric?  Probably &amp;#8220;Drink only when drunken to.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;8) &lt;strong&gt;Wondering What Everyone Knows&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;Infinite Light&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; Lightning Dust&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;LIGHTNING DUST!  Sounding nothing like Black Mountain, Lightning Dust is a lot moodier with just an incredible sense of space.  All of their songs feel like they span across the horizon, with Amber Webber&amp;#8217;s grounding it all with a warbly tenderness.  Epic and emotional, it&amp;#8217;s absolutely one of my favorite records of the year.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;9) &lt;strong&gt;Southern Central Rain (I&amp;#8217;m Sorry)&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;Reckoning&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; R.E.M.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Listened to &lt;em&gt;Reckoning&lt;/em&gt; a lot this month because of the re-issue, but also because it&amp;#8217;s probably my favorite album of all time, and this is the most R.E.M. of R.E.M. tunes.  It&amp;#8217;s Stipe&amp;#8217;s most passionate vocal, and even if his lyrics are a little vague he&amp;#8217;s coming through with incredible clarity.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10) &lt;strong&gt;Columns Pillars Steps&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;Moon Colony Bloodbath&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; Mountain Goats &amp;#038; John Vanderslice&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;This doesn&amp;#8217;t sound particularly like MG or Vanderslice&amp;#8230; the more I listen to it, the more it sounds like Weezer.  I&amp;#8217;m not sure how that equation works, but there it goes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;11) &lt;strong&gt;El Caporal&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;Dark Was The Night&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; My Morning Jacket&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;MMJ throws a swooning waltz into the mix, and I go twirling and swirling into the night.  It&amp;#8217;s a bit cheesy, but everyone&amp;#8217;s having a good time, so I&amp;#8217;m not sweating it much. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;12) &lt;strong&gt;Lines In The Suit&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;Cover Of The Week&lt;/em&gt; &amp;#8211; eric Metronome&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;In covering Spoon, eric Metronome strips the song of instrumentation, that great bassline, and most noticeably, he strips it of any semblance of cool.  The remains are a touchy nerve, and that&amp;#8217;s pretty cool too.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Originally published at &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/07/30/june-09-mix-2/&quot;&gt;han q duong&lt;/a&gt;. Please leave any &lt;a href=&quot;http://han.grumblemutterspit.org/2009/07/30/june-09-mix-2/#comments&quot;&gt;comments&lt;/a&gt; there.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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